Elephant Stew

One medium size Elephant (1-2 tons)
200 lbs of Potatoes
150 lbs of Carrots
90 lbs of Onions
3 cups salt
Dash of Curry
1 very, HUGE pot
Lots of water (Really, lots of water)
2 cords of fire wood, or enough for a small fire (Kasha trees work best but oak trees will do)
Mix all ingredients into the very HUGE pot. Boil on open flame for 3 days. Serve hot with lots of ketsup. YUM-YUM! Serves 922 Americans or 1012 Kenyans.(My wife sometimes prefers to use Lowerys Seasoning instead of the curry)